Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
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