Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
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