Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did Chicken Little cross the road?
To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
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