Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the clown cross the road?
To retrieve his rubber chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No one knows. But the road will have its vengeance!!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
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