Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To knock-knock on the door, walk into the bar, and change the lightbulb.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch her legs.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was free-range.
Why did the chicken use a bridge to cross the road?
He wanted to take the high way.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
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