Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.