Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.