Why did Hans cross the road alone?
Hans wanted to travel solo.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop for a haircut.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
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