Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
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