Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How many birds can cross the road?
Toucan.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go to the MOO-vies.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
How do animals know when to cross the road?
The chameleon changes from red to green.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
How long did it take Lancelot to cross the road?
All knight.
Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the road runner.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To get his chicken back.
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