“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
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