“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
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