what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.