"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
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