"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"People who say “Good morning” should be forced to prove it."
– Unknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
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