"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
"I always write “Wake Up” on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day."
– Unknown
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.”
— James Lileks
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"Work out in the morning, before your brain figures out what you’re doing."
– Unknown
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!”
– Unknown
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning; and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.”
— Moss Hart