"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
“I need to get up; my coffee needs me.”
— Unknown
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.”
— Glen Cook
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
"I can rise and shine, just not at the same time."
– Unknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
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