"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clocks in one day.”
— Terry Pratchett
"Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read."
– Raymond Carver
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
“She says you’re not awake until you’re actually out of bed and standing up.”
– Richelle Mead
"When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.”
— Crystal Woods
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
— Robert Frost
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.”
— Marlo Thomas
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”
– Unknown
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