Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it
— Author Unknown
“You know you’re a gardener when you’re happy to devote three months of your life growing tomatoes to save $1.27.”
— Anonymous
“I’m not aging, I just need repotting.”
— Anonymous
“Plant carrots in January and you’ll never have to eat carrots.”
— Anonymous
A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay.”
— Sara Stein
“Don’t wear perfume in the garden – unless you want to be pollinated by bees.”
— Anne Raver
“Cauliflower is a cabbage with a college education.”
— Mark Twain
“Anyone who has time for drama is not gardening enough”
— Anonymous
“Gardener’s recipe: one-part soil, two-parts water, three-parts wishful thinking.”
— Anonymous
“I just want to let you know that if you ever need to have a plant killed, I’m the person for that job.”
— Anonymous
"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."
- Richard Diran
"Real gardeners buy at least ten thousand plants in the course of a lifetime without having the least idea where they'll put any of them when they get home."
— Anonymous
"When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?"
- Lucy Parker
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
- Dorothy Parker
“I have a green thumb. Got it when I dumped out my kale smoothie.”
— John Wagner Maxine
"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins
"I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn."
- C.E. Cowman
“I probably wouldn’t kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my pets and children do.”
— Anonymous
“If you are not killing plants, you are not really stretching yourself as a gardener.”
— J.C. Raulston
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