“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
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