“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“Nothing burns like the cold.” — George R.R. Martin
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
October, November, cool, cooold, cooooooldest, March, April.
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.”
– Bill Watterson
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr