“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”
– Markus Zusak
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!”
― Robyn Schneider
“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
The temperature can only go up from here.
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt