“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
"I don't tan. I burn"
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.”
-Walter Winchell
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
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"I like swimming in a sun shirt. People always look at me like I fell in the pool"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
Summer should get a speeding ticket
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
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