"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.”
-Russell Baker
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
"I don't tan. I burn"
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
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