"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
– Sam Keen
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).”
– Bruce Lansky
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.”
— Katie Lee
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"