"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
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