"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
"Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one."
Unknown
"Run like you stole something."
Unknown
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal."
Rob de Castella
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
"Start slow, then taper off."
Walt Stack
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"A good run is like a cup of coffee. I'm much nicer after I've had one."
Unknown
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
“I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty.” – Wendy Liebman
"Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run."
Unknown
“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
"How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you."
Jimmy Fallon
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