“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Enjoy every second of Sunday, for when you least expect Monday comes to haunt you.”
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
– Lisa Mantchev
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Hello and welcome to Monday. Do you take sugar, cream, or Valium in your morning coffee?”
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