“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“SMONDAY: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday productive.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“Maybe Monday doesn’t like you either.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“Monday again? Is it every week now?”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“I have decided to cast my vote for any political candidate whose platform adds Monday to the weekend.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“Monday: One of those days when even when your coffee needs a coffee.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday should be optional.”
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
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