“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
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