"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
“How did my driving test go? You could say I mailed it!”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”
– Francoise Sagan
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
– George Carlin
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“Driving at night is about communicating with lights.”
— Lukhman Pambra
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“That’s why I love road trips, dude. It’s like doing something without actually doing anything.”
– John Green
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
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