Witty Horoscope Quotes

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Witty Horoscope Quotes

“That’s not how Aquarians operate. They don’t do things steadily, they are running about one day then comatose the next.”
— Mary English
"Yesterday I read the horoscope and it was written:" Born of Gemini will be happy in 2018. "I was very sad that I didn't have a twin."
“An Aquarius isn’t a rebel with a cause; they are the cause.”
— Jake Register
“I have such an ego ’cause I’m a double Leo. I can’t let go of me, you know, so it’s very difficult for me to be somebody else and not me. I’m so into me.”
— Paul Mooney
“Aries: You can't handle me even if I came with instructions.”
"A Taurus always appears to be calm and steady, even when they feel like punching you in the face."
— Unknown