Witty Horoscope Quotes

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Witty Horoscope Quotes

"Scorpios are powerful creatures who demand equally potent cocktails."
— Aliza Kelly
"I'm a Taurus, and I defy you to find someone more stubborn, opinionated, and determined than me."
— Gary Garrison
“I’m a Capricorn and I’m mad loyal — mad loyal! — and I will always look for the good in people.”
— Jeannie Mai
"You get two for the price of one when you are a Gemini."
— Karan Johar
“Excuse me while I have a Pisces moment.”
— Patricia Lantz
“I’m a typical Capricorn. I’m hardworking, loyal, sometimes stubborn, and I don’t believe in astrology.”
— Jonah Peretti