“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it." — Richard Whately
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
– Mickey Nice
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
"I always say “Morning” instead of “Good Morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people."
– Unknown
"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world."
— E. B. White
"My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark and bolt out the door."
— Willie Geist
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me."
— Uknown
“Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.”
– Unknown
"There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, 'Good morning, God,' and the other is to say, 'Good God, morning'!"
– Fulton J. Sheen.
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”
– Unknown
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, “Did you sleep good?” I said, “No, I made a few mistakes.”
– Steven Wright