"I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee."
– Terri Guillemets
"Every morning is good; it’s not his fault that someone didn’t sleep well."
– Unknown
“Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”
– Unknown
"Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all." — David Lynch
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
"Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness."
— Nanea Hoffman
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."
— Jean Kerr
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.”
— Jim Davis
“Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”
– Unknown
"It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning."
— H.G. Wells
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.”
— James Marsden
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
– Unknown
“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
— J.R.R. Tolkien
“There is nowhere morning does not go.”
– Leah Hager Cohen
"I wake up in the morning and lay in my bed waiting for my mom to prepare breakfast. And suddenly I remember that I’m the mom."
— Unknown
“Luckily, today has been canceled. Go back to bed.”
– Unknown
"I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake."
— Lewis Black
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."
— Robert Heinlein
"Do you wake up as I do, having forgotten what it is that hurts or where, until you move?"
– Jeanette Winterson
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
– Kristen Chandler
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
– Unknown
“Morning will come, it has no choice.”
— Marty Rubin
"In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Why can’t the morning news ever say ‘Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep.”
– Unknown
