“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.”
– Carl Reiner
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.”
– R. G. Daniels
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”
– Will Rogers
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”
– Deirdre Sullivan
“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!”
October, November, cool, cooold, cooooooldest, March, April.
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.”
– Dylan Thomas
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.”
– John Ruskin
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons. Summer is hotter than you.”
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
“‘Welcome to winter,’ one said. ‘When fifty percent of drivers should have their licenses temporarily suspended.'” — Kelley Armstrong