Funny Winter Quotes

Funny winter quotes to keep you warm from the inside

Funny Winter Quotes

“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”

– Deborah Kerr
“Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.”
October, November, cool, cooold, cooooooldest, March, April.
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.”
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“No animal, according to the rules of animal-etiquette, is ever expected to do anything strenuous, or heroic, or even moderately active during the off-season of winter.” — Kenneth Grahame
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”

-Dave Barry
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.”

– Will Rogers
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.”

– Deirdre Sullivan
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”

– Bill Bowerman
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“Nothing burns like the cold.” — George R.R. Martin
"I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy from television show Peanuts