“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
“‘Snow in April is abominable,’ said Anne. ‘Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.’” — L.M. Montgomery
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“Welcome, winter. Your late dawns and chilled breath make me lazy, but I love you nonetheless. ” — Terri Guillemets
The temperature can only go up from here.
“When there’s snow on the ground L like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.”
“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.”
My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside.
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.”
– Neil Hilborn
“The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it.”
― Richard Brautigan
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.”
– Bill Bowerman
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It’s their finest hour. About five o’clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.”
– Tasha Tudor
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“Is it snowing where you are? All the world that I see from my tower is draped in white and the flakes are coming down as big as pop-corns.” — Jean Webster
“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.”
