"Summer- the time when parents realize how underpaid teachers actually are"
“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.”
— Rita Rudner
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
– Steven Wright
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.”
–Arnold Glasow
"I don't tan. I burn"
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.”
– Regina Brett
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
“A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.”
– James Dent