“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
"I can't wait to start blaming my normal lack of productivity on it being summer"
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
"I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing"
“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
“Heat, ma'am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”
- Sydney Smith
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.”
–Frank Tyger
“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
“July is a blind date with summer.”
– Hal Borland
“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.”
― Michelle Franklin
It's almost Summer! Time to find out what my friends with swimming pools have been up to since last summer...
"I'm happier than a seagull with a french fry"
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“Spring is when you feel like whistling, even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
