“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
– Mark Twain
Summer should get a speeding ticket
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin
“Working is bad enough in the winter, but in the summer it can become completely intolerable.”-
Tom Hodgkinson
"It's unsticking-your-thighs-from-a-plastic-chair season"
"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a bad idea"
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”
- Anne Fadiman
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.”
– Raymond Duncan
"Summer does mean no school for my children. Hey, who doesn’t deserve a three-month break after a rigorous year of kindergarten?"
– Jim Gaffigan
"The only b.s I need is bikini and sandals"
“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.”
— Taylor Swift
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!”
― Catherine Pulsifer
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Went outside today. Very hot. There were bugs. Zero stars, would not recommend"
"Pollen- when flowers can't keep it in their plants"
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing."
– Virginia Woolf
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I’m so hungry"
– Maria Bamford