“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
