Funny Self-love Quotes

These humorous self-love quotes have two side effects - they boost your confidence and cause a smile on your face!

Funny Self-love Quotes

“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."