"My idea of camping is falling asleep on the couch with the window open."
- Clarke Kant
“I just wanna kick it in the woods with my birches.”
“I bought a new jacket for a hiking trip. It’s called a trail blazer.”
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” - Steven Wright
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“Hiking—much like drinking—is something that sounds more fun to the uninitiated than it actually is.” – Mindy McGinnis
