“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“Due to lack of interest. Monday has been canceled.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“I really don’t play well with others on a Monday. Can I skip today and just start again with Tuesday?”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“If each day is a “gift,” I’d like to know where I can return the Monday.”
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?”
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
“Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“The worst moment today has happened. That was when the alarm went off and I realized it was Monday.”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
– Arthur Darvill
“Monday: nothing a bit of shopping can’t fix.”
“Monday, you're so jealous of my relationship with Sunday because I am so happy to see you leave!”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
— Jarod Kintz
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
— Julio Alexi Genao
“I’ve drank multiple cups of coffee, and Monday isn’t looking any better. Hey – give me a beer. Let’s see if that helps.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”