“My Week is like: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Blink, Monday.”
“I don’t like Sunday nights because you have to wake up to a Monday morning.”
“Dear Mondays, I really think that you should take a holiday. Believe me, no one will even miss you.”
“I really need a day in-between Sunday and Monday.”
“If Monday was a gift, I would happily return it to the person who gave it to me.”
“Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?”
“May your coffee be extra strong, and your Monday be extra short.”
“Set your clocks at the start of the weekend so that you know just how much fun time you get to have. Then smash your clocks so you won't know when Monday starts.”
“Unfortunately, I did not become a millionaire over the weekend, so I have to return to work on Monday.”
“I'm always in a bad mood on Monday morning. It makes me hate everything for no reason whatsoever.”
“If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.”
“Monday I shall slay thee with my mighty cup of coffee.”
“Someone should enact a holiday that honors all people who turn up for work on Mondays.”
“We interrupt your happiness to bring you Mondays. Don’t worry, you’re regularly scheduled happiness will resume again on Friday.”
“Roses are red, Mondays are hard. I’m not good at poetry. COFFEE.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.”
— Rebecca Gober
“If I was elected president, the first thing I would do would be to eliminate all Mondays and lengthen the weekend one more day.”
“Take a deep breath and try to relax. I promise – Monday will be over soon.”
“At the end of a rainbow, there’s a pot of gold. But when the weekend comes to an end, there’s only a Monday.”
“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue.”
– George Leedy
“Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.”
“Sunday morning my head is bad. But it's worth all the time I had. But I've got to go and get some rest. For Monday is a mess!”
– Dave Bartholomew, Blue Monday
“Is it Monday already? I’m almost positive I did not get my entire portion of the weekend.”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?”
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
“Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day!”
“It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause, that’s my fun day. My, I don’t have to run day.”
— Prince Rogers Nelson
“You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
— Andrea L’Artiste
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!”
“I don’t like when I'm all stress-free and peacefully relaxing on the couch and then, out of nowhere, Monday comes along and punches you right off the couch!”
