“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler