What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy, I'm stuffed!"
What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
Fast food.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
They turn into blueberries.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving breakfast.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara the feeding frenzy starts all over again, yay!
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners.
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