What’s black, white and red?
A Pilgrim blushing because he’d seen the turkey dressing.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
“The turkey is dilated to 3.5 inches, stuffing is crowning, time to eat everybody!”
That’s what happens at Thanksgiving when your mom is an obstetrician.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY.
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
"Where's popcorn?"
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?
He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
"To be roasted or not to be roasted, that is the question."
What’s the easiest way to catch a turkey?
Ask a friend to toss one at you.
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