What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?
He was attacked by a Pil-grammar nazi.
What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?
Good restaurant reservations.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?
"To be roasted or not to be roasted, that is the question."
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey - because it is always stuffed!
What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
“OK, spare me no insults!"
What’s the easiest way to catch a turkey?
Ask a friend to toss one at you.
What do turkeys and women have in common?
A lot of guys are only interested in their breasts.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
In what country is Thanksgiving, ironically, not celebrated? Turkey.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
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