It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
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