It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
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