It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It's so hot out that I cleaned my fridge just so I could hang out in my fridge for a while.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot they installed a fan in the debt ceiling.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot that Tabasco sauce tastes mild.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with potholders.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
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