It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It's so hot outside the ice cream man just change the sign on the side of his truck to "cream."
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It’s so hot you can pull a leaf off a tree and iron with it.
It’s so hot I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
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