It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It's so hot that you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!
It’s so hot I wish had got the cloth seats instead of the leather ones.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
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