It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
It’s so hot my dream house is an igloo.
It’s so hot you discover that it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot polar bears are wearing sunscreen.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It was so hot that I poured boiling water on myself to cool down.
It’s so hot granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot that my chocolate milk is now hot cocoa.
It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot Jehovah’s Witnesses started telemarketing.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It was so hot that my gold jewelry melted.
It’s so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It's so hot, I saw a guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."
It’s so hot even my wife’s heart is melting.
It’s so hot I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.
It’s so hot you can wash and dry your clothes at the same time.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
It's so hot that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.
It’s so hot the best parking place is determined by the shade instead of the distance.
It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
It was so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot that I renamed my pig “Bacon.”
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot Adam and Eve traded their fig leaves for ice cubes.
It’s so hot you realize asphalt has a liquid state.
It’s so hot chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot all chocolate is hot chocolate.
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