What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool? Air Pockets What has 12 feet and an IQ of 40? A Blonde-tourage.
Doctor: "You look exhausted."
Blond: "I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I have to come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it."
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
Why did the blonde take a camera to bed? To record what she was going to dream that night.
Why did the blonde put sugar on her bed? Because she wanted sweet dreams!
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
A boss tells a blonde applicant, "I'll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I'll raise it to $10 an hour.
So, when would you like to start?"
"In three months."
Two blonds were driving down the road.
The blond driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working.
So the blond looks out the window and says, "Yes. No. Yes. No."
Why did the blonde give up online shopping?
The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
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