What goes: vroooom-schreech, vrooom-schreech, vroooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
How do you drown a blonde? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blond to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
Why shouldn't you even think about dating the blond outfielder who got hit in the head by a baseball?
Because she's a bad catch.
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up!
Why do blondes take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.
How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? There is white out on the screen.
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door.
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