A man walks into a library to get a book on suicide.
The librarian says “Do you have a library card?” The man says “no” and leaves.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
Because she’s dead.
Knock knock.
Come in.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The second says “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail?
Tax evasion.
What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
What did one Frenchman say to the other?
I have no idea; I don’t speak French.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Girl holding bowl colorful variety game indoor.
Back in 1980, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot, and hurt my knee. I’m telling you this now because there was no social media in the ‘80s.
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