Chuck Norris walks into a bar.
He gets treated with great respect, since he’s such a talented actor.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says.
Nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Hand of the buyer with a piece of cheese in the store
Due to the expansive nature of the universe, many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner. Move over, anti-jokes. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you might just be a genius!
What leaves a bigger hole in your heart than breaking up with your girlfriend?
A bullet.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”.
The horse replies “My wife is leaving me and I just got fired."
What’s a vampire’s favorite food?
Vampires aren’t real.
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