You know what they say? Words.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why was John always at the casino? He’s addicted to gambling.
A man walks into a bar. “Ouch.”
Why can't T-Rex's clap their hands?
Because they're extinct.
What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing, ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.
Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.
Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a ‘V’ formation, one line is always longer than the other? That's because there are more geese in that line.