What did one stranger say to the other? Nothing. They didn’t know each other.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Hand of the buyer with a piece of cheese in the store
A guy walks into a bar. He gets a drink and leaves.
Why did the teacher tell Jamie she was wearing too much makeup? Because she was wearing too much makeup.
Why did Dany stay home from the party? She wasn’t invited.
Helium walks into a bar.
He orders a drink and wonders why his parents decided to give him such an unusual name, as he can never find it on personalized souvenirs. Plus, baristas never, ever get it right.
Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest?
Because it wouldn’t be financially viable to try to sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.
What’s orange and tastes like an orange? An orange.
What group of people do cops target the most?
Criminals.
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