What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert
When do you serve vegan vitarian matcha-tea-flavored turkey-shaped tofu-loaf?
At Pranksgiving.
What happens when you’re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad?
They turn into blueberries.
What sound does a space turkey make? "Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!"
Over the long journey and having overcome many hardships together, the Pilgrims’ bonds strengthened and they all became pretty good Palgrims.
(we'll show ourselves out)
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys and people after Thanksgiving dinner.
What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.
What’s black, white and red?
A Pilgrim blushing because he’d seen the turkey dressing.