Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey - because it is always stuffed!
What is a good name for post-Thanksgiving constipation?
Turkey in suspense.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all!
What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
Fast food.
What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy, I'm stuffed!"
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara the feeding frenzy starts all over again, yay!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot.
When do you serve vegan vitarian matcha-tea-flavored turkey-shaped tofu-loaf?
At Pranksgiving.