What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
What is a good name for post-Thanksgiving constipation?
Turkey in suspense.
What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.
What’s the best way to deal with a turkey?
Have it killed and then cran-bury it.
In what country is Thanksgiving, ironically, not celebrated? Turkey.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners.
What do you call the day in November when your son and all his cousins get rowdy? Spanksgiving.
Why do the pants of pilgrims keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Question: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Peach gobbler!