It's so hot that I went to hell just to cool off.
It’s so hot that the only waves at the beach were heatwaves.
It’s so hot that my sprinkler released steam.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot, when the temperature drops below 95 I start to feel chilly.
It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.
It’s so hot that the oven got jealous.
It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.
It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
It’s so hot I discovered my seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
It’s so hot McDonald’s is frying burgers on parked cars.